The curmudgeon in me: statue

On 4th of July the new Big Muddy Monster statue had a USA flag in it's hand.  It dawned on me that a wonderful idea would be to have a Big Mac in it's hand whenever the new mcdonald's opened.  This is in turn got me to thinking about other uses for the statue such as a slice of pepperoni when domino's opens. 
I noticed that the statue looks like he's getting ready to throw a discus and with next summer being the olympics that would be perfect use of the statue.  Maybe even have a wreath on it's head.  That got me thinking about even more uses for it.
Big Muddy Monster IPA from Big Muddy Brewing in it's hand whenever the brewfest happens. 
An Irish Red from Molly's Pint during the St Patricks festival.
A Rack of ribs from 17th St. during the BBQ cook off.
An Apple from Mileurs Orchard during the Apple Festival.
A turkey leg during Thanksgiving
A santa hat and a bundle of switches for christmas or maybe a lump of coal.
A burrito from Mi Patio for Cinco de Mayo.
A pair of eclipse glasses for the eclipse next year.
So many possibilities, feel free to add any in the comments.
Now if we could only rotate the statue and put it's middle finger up when we play carbondale in another week.